Can I just say I'm me and get it over with?

It's so much easier than a long, detailed and extremely yawn-inducing speech about every aspect of my life, real or fictional.
OK. Here comes the boring stuff
Name's Dannii (not really)
I'm from Pluto (no...really I am...)
I'm 3988. When I'm 4000, I get to be called a big kid.

I'm a wolf-duck hybrid, one of a kind so make the most of what you see now because I'll only live to be 1000000